Dollar Bald Club

Hi. I'm Matt. I grew up with commercials on late night tv for Hair Club for Men, with it's irritatingly coiffed spokesmodel, Sy Sperling. You know, "I'm not only the president of Hair Club, I'm also a former client." Whereupon he reveals a "before" image of himself as a sad sack bald dude. At the time, I had a full head of hair but I remember thinking, "Fuck that guy." There was no such phrase as "body shaming" then but he was working his damndest to say that you, sir, will never get laid with that sad bald head of yours. Then I started losing my hair, and he was in my head making me feel bad about myself. So I said, "Fuck that guy" again, went to a barber and had him pull out that straight razor.

 

Initially, I shaved down to make being bald look like a decision. But the effect was more positive than I could have imagined. I looked better than I ever had with hair, looked more put together, never had hat-head again, and the effect on my love life was off the charts. So it was a good decision and I've never looked back. I've been successful in my job, I married a woman out of my league by two leagues, and I could not be happier.

 

Looking good bald takes some work. Not a lot, but if you want that nice, clean, smooth look and feel, you need to maintain it. With a frequently shaven noggin, you develop some specific skin care needs. The skull is it's own ecosystem, with a protective layer of tissue under the skin that protects the bone and its contents, with sebaceous glands that exist to put oil into that former forest of hair, with a phrenologist's dreamscape of bumps and divots to torment self-shavers.

 

Dollar Bald Club is dedicated to curating the best products available for guys who have made the same decision: to look and feel great showing off that cranium, to rock and roll rather than let Sy fucking Sperling and that army of cliche-tossers get you down, to put the fact that baldness comes from an over-production of testosterone to good use.